Saturday 31 October 2009

Haiku! Bless you



Lovely Japanese
Clever in her glasses but
Underwear mix-up

For those short of time, I present the week in Haiku.

Tony Blair for pres
Sarkozy Merkel nix nix
Back to lecture wealth

Bloody great big ship
Oasis of the sea (sick)
Bang goes planet earth

Helicopter fail
'It's bad!' intones Jock Stirrup
That's a funny name

Postal strike again
Backlog high like Mount Fuji
(Covered that last week)

Halloween today
Telly full of scary crap
I think: DVD


Liking Haiku thing
I think I'm understanding
Or maybe it's just too difficult to fit the words in, espcially if they're rhyming
(which they're not supposed to).

12 comments:

  1. Ubergrumpy disappoints
    A thing of beauty
    The haiku form so abused

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  2. Worst haiku EVER. Not balancedpaul. Balancedpaul's is a thing of beauty.

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  3. haiku schmaiku

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  4. Like the capital grrr. Reminds me of Winnie the Pooh

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  5. Head is hung in shame
    Syllables five seven five
    A rule forgotten

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  6. Hardly a surprise
    All you ate today is toast
    Fruit is good for brain

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  7. Haiku? Sounds more like Yoda.

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  8. Did you ever see http://www.8325.org/haiku/ ? Should be compulsory for all computers.

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  9. Haiku haiku
    Turlutut
    Haiku Haiku
    Chapeau pointu

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  10. Haika is just a Limerick with a private education.

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